New Terrorist Tactic Involving Explosive Breast Implants

Caution! New Terrorist Tactic Involving Explosive Breast Implants

NEW YORK — Just when you think terrorist plots couldn’t get any more bizarre, the Transportation Security Administration has cautioned airline executives of a possible terror tactic involving surgically stitched explosives inside suicide bombers.

The NY Daily News Reports:

Terrorists simply keep looking for new ways to sneak bombs past increasingly stiff airport security, TSA spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein said.

It’s unclear if the threat means that already “enhanced” TSA patdowns would get even randier.